Motorcycle Misadventures

A motorcycle travel writer's writings, readings, journeys, gear, opinions, and recommendations.

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:36:56 PDT

Tonight! A talk with Friction Zone motorcycle magazine publisher Amy Holland

Amyholland Tonight on SideStand Up I'll be talking with Amy Holland, publisher and editor of Friction Zone motorcycle magazine. Join us live on the air and in the lively chat room.

I met Amy  a couple of months ago tearing up the dirt trails in Idyllwild, California. Amy is the founder and editor of Friction Zone Motorcycle Travel and Information magazine, a free monthly available at dealers, accessory shops, and popular motorcycle hangouts throughout in the USA. We'll talk travel, riding and writing, women and motorcycling, safety, and we'll see what else!

Join us live on the air and in the lively chat room.

Also on tonight are:

  • Sam Kloberdanz from Grand Junction BMW / Harley Davidson / KTM is back to get us up to date of what's happening at Colorado's western most full service dealer that's now open Sundays!
  • Timmer "all things gadgetal" Bowman presents... Ed Davis, the owner and founder of www.Edsets.com a provider of excellent helmet speakers and microphones. Ed is a long time motorcycle rider and very experienced in motorcycle audio.
  • BMW S1000RR Domonic Anderson drag racer is back! That's right Domonic drag races a BMW and is the first to do so! Domonic pilots the only professional BMW drag bike on the track today the 1000RR sponsored by Morton's BMW. Domonic is dominating the competition in his first year campaigning the new in your face ultra hot rod from the folks at Bavarian Motor Works. Listen in to find out just how the season is going.
  • Producer of Hard Miles and Hard Miles 2 Dean Tanji is stopping by to talk about the toughest motorcycle rally in the world. Dean's wonderfully insightful DVD takes us behind the scenes on the 2009 Iron Butt Rally rarely seen by those outside the event itself. Ever wonder what goes on in the head of an Iron Butt Rally competitor but couldn't work in the time, money or kaunas to do it yourself Dean takes you there in front row seat style!

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Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:37:06 PDT

Tonight! A talk with RoadRUNNER motorcycle travel magazine publisher Christa Neuhauser

Tonight on SideStand Up I'll be talking with Christa Neuhauser, the publisher of RoadRUNNER Magazine. Join us live on the air and in the lively chat room.

ChristaChrista has been a motorcycle enthusiast since her early days. Motorcycling is not only her passion but also her profession. Relocating from Austria in 1999, she and her husband Christian founded the magazine, the perfect platform to share their love for riding and traveling with the motorcycling world at large. After the fatal sidecar accident involving Christian in 2005 she continued to build upon their vision, supported by her two sons and a dedicated team by her side.

Christa and I will be on in the middle of the show at about 8:00 EST in the program that runs from 7:00 to 9:00 EST. Don't miss the other great guests and news on  tonight's live show hosted by Tom Lowdermilk:

  • Sam Kloberdanz from Grand Junction BMW / Harley Davidson / KTM is back to get us up to date on what's happening at Colorado's western most full service dealer that's now open Sundays!
  • Director of Advertising for the BMW MOA Ted Moyer returns from the national Rally in Redmond OR and will be letting us know what transpired and what we missed. Ted my even have news where next years rally will be held.
  • Tom will be heading for the BMW Riders of Western Colorado's Color Weekend, the 8th annual Thunder in the Mountain Rendezvous in September. The plan is to do a live broadcast from the rally.
  • Rallymaster Terry Toner will be making his first stop in to let us in on what will take place that weekend during the prime time for the Great Aspen to be turning in the spectacular glory.
  • Jonah Street is off for another off Road Endurance Race, this time to Mongolia to take part in the FA-coat Rally Mongolia 2010. This international cross country rally has been around for 15 years. Jonah and fellow countryman Mike Shirley of Reno Nevada will be the first American entrants in the rally's history. Listen in to hear from Jonah how he has prepared and what machine he will be riding for the event.
  • Keep and eye on on www.sidestandup.com for whats new and sponsor discounts.
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Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:25:36 PDT

Cycleworld Chooses the Kawasaki Concours 14 as Best Touring Bike

Of course they did! I've been in love with the C14 since I borrowed one for a few months last year. The most comfortable and agile bike I've ever ridden. Also the fastest and most responsive.

Here's CycleWorld's Review: Speed. Power. Handling. Agility. Stability. Comfort. Payload. It’s hard enough to pack all those endearing qualities into a motorcycle, and it’s even more rare to find them in great quantities in any one machine. But that’s what Kawasaki has accomplished with the Concours 14. It dances through the twists and turns of backroads as though that was its sole purpose in life, yet it glides down the open road with the greatest of ease, chewing up the miles smoothly, easily, comfortably. Read more and watch the video.

C14 Yep, that's right. Here are reports from my travels on California highways and byways on the C14. And finally, my formal review for Women Riders Now

Next week I'll be picking up a Kawasaki KLR650 for some serious touring from SoCal to the Lost Coast. When I told them the Lost Coast they said, "Where the heck is that!?"

I told them no worries, I'm not headed south of the border through Mexico, it's an abandoned section of Highway One up near Ferndale, way past Mendocino. They abandoned it because the road was not maintainable, and moved the highway inland where it wouldn't slide into the sea.

Thus, it exists as a remote paradise for Jeeps and dual-sports, hikers and campers. Perfect! Stay tuned.


Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:03:26 PDT

CycleWorld chooses best bikes in 10 categories

image from www.cycleworld.com Are there really that many kinds of bikes? Hmmmm. Guess so, and maybe more. They're releasing their findings each week, two per week. 1 and 2 are up today. IMO the "middleweight" category begs for a "lightweight" category and maybe even a "heavyweight" category, and cruiser and touring have a whole lot of overlap, and where's the "classic," and what the heck is an "open streetbike," anyway? Guess we'll find out, and next year hope for a 15 category "best of."

  1. Standard
  2. Dual-Sport
  3. Open Streetbike
  4. Cruiser
  5. Middleweight
  6. Enduro
  7. Motocrosser
  8. Sport Tourer
  9. Touring
  10. Superbike


Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:09:02 PDT

Tuesday 4pm Pacific VaVaVroom and Helmet Hair

Denise Maple of VaVaVroom will be interviewing Becky Shimek and Cara Mae McGuire – the founders and editors of HelmetHairMagazine.com on SideStandUp.com at 4pm Pacific Time. I'll be in the chat room. Join us!image from sidestandup.com image from www.helmethairmagazine.com

  


Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:01:57 PDT

Today on SideStandUp.com - Me and Geoff Hill ! 6pm Eastern

This evening (afternoon for those of us on Pacific Time) catch me on http://sidestandup.com/ and please join in the live chat which is always too much fun.

Hill320xLess than an hour into the show I'll being talking with  Belfast-based journalist, motorcycle adventurer, author, and humorist Geoff Hill about his books including Way To Go (Delhi to Belfast on a Royal Enfield plus Route 66 on a Harley) and The Road To Gobblers Knob (Chile to Alaska on a Triumph. He just completed an Adelaide to Adelaide dodging wombats on the world's longest national highway Australia's Highway One and he's busily writing about that, too - can't wait!

But first, Ted Moyer Director of advertising for the BMW MOA will be stopping by for his monthly update. It's time to get your machine ready to head to the Pacific Northwest only 3 days away in Oregon.

Then there's me and Geoff ... and then stay tuned because:

Craig Vetter is back again with Tim Yow talking moto design an effort to produce motorcycles with more range on less fuel. Craig sees a connection between "living better on less energy" and our national security.

World rider an adventurer Tiffany Coates will be on, too. In 1997 the BMW adventure rider Tiffany Coates set off on her very first bike trip from the UK, heading to India with her best friend with just two months of bike riding experience between them. "It proved to be a baptism of fire," says Tiffany. "As we wobbled our way out of the UK and across Europe, negotiating with the various bureaucratically obsessed border crossings as we meandered and muddled our way through Asia to India. That first journey was supposed to last nine months but I ended up crossing four continents and spending two and a half years on the road. I was truly bitten by the bike traveling bug." Tiffany has covered several continents and a hundred thousand miles since then. Her strong spirit and love of adventure has endured her through some real tough times, including in her own words: 'being pursued by angry mafia in Nicaragua, chased by elephants in Zambia, threatened by the military with guns in Iran and being mugged in Caracas.



Tue, 25 May 2010 13:57:11 PDT

Motorcycle Travel, Cooking and More Tonight on SideStand Up 7-9 pm EST

Brent Tonight's guests for May 18th 2010:

Miss Adventuring Carla King (yep, that's me!) is back to talk with author, photographer, videographer Brent Miller of Sojourn Chronicles about motorcycle rides that'll take you back in time. The Natchez Trace, Trail of Tears, and the Pony Express Trail are just a few of the historical roads he's chronicling in A Season of Riding.

A nontraditional man Phil Golden is leading a nontraditional grass roots campaign to raise funds for Adrenoleukodystrophy research known as Expedition-Awareness. Building two Jeeps Phil and his team will set out for the first leg of their campaign crisscrossing the Continental Divide thru 2 countries, 15 states, and 4 provinces of mostly dirt roads and trails while raising money and speaking to groups along the way.

Known to many as the "The Beemer Chef" Ara Gureghian will be our guest. Ara is a prolific photographer, traveler, and adventurer many of us have and are following is trail on The Oasis of my Soul. For the last several years Ara and his trusty riding partner Spirit have been riding together seeking personal growth and knowledge. Ara will be sharing his journey on the roads life and exactly what is needed to be your own chef on the road.

The Clown Prince and the man behind Hoagy's Heros Inc. Long Distance Charity Riders Hoagy “Robert” Carmichael will be on to let us know what his next extreme philanthropic ride will be! (i want to see his helmet) Dave Despain Is back and we are talking land closures. Tom and dave will be joined by Ed Moreland Vice President of Government Relations at the AMA and monthly contributing correspondent Chas Aagard. If you have any information on land closures we'd love to here from you.

Call in Tuesday evening 1-724-444-7444 when prompted for the episode number it's 64458# when prompted for the PIN it's 1#. Email Tom@SideStandUp.com. Keep and eye on on www.sidestandup.com for whats new and sponsor discounts.

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Fri, 21 May 2010 14:37:57 PDT

The China Road Motorcycle Diaries: Preface

This is the preface to my book in progress: The China Road Motorcycle Diaries

In the summer of 1997 I received an email from an American working in Beijing. It arrived like a fortune in my computer. “There's a bike waiting for you in a garage in China ...” it said. “You could ride it all over the country.”

Bikers are a closely-knit group, especially sidecarists, and after my 1995 motorcycle adventure around the United States on a Russian Ural sidecar motorcycle I'd had invitations to motorcycle in Europe and Australia, Russia and Tiera del Fuego. But in 1997, China was suddenly everywhere in the news: the restoration of Hong Kong to the Chinese, the opening of the country to tourism and foreign investment—bold capitalist moves in a tightly controlled society. The country was interesting and unknown. At least, I knew nothing about it.

A certain memory of childhood came to me. Myrtle Beach in North Carolina, digging in the sand, some adult asked me, "What are you doing, digging all the way to China?" And of course I imagined kids like me over there on the other side of the world, but upside-down, with eyes slanted upward because they were fighting gravity from the other direction.

The invitation appeared in my email again. "You could ride around the countryside and talk with people about Hong Kong," it said. "But Hong Kong isn't all that's going on here. It's overshadowed much more dramatic changes, out in the countryside."  

I love the countryside. By October, I was there as a guest of Rick Dunagan and the Beijing Chang Jiang gang, an eclectic group of expatriate Americans and Europeans, and one Chinese couple who owned an adventure travel shop in Beijing.

The bike belonged to Jim Bryant, the owner of the Subway sandwich franchise. The bike was black, just like my Ural, with a Subway sticker on the back. Best of all, the license plate was 00069. I rode it through the streets of Beijing to sights like the Forbidden City and Tianamen Square, to the Dirt Market, the Silk Market and the Russian Market, and right past the Kentucky Fried Chicken to the Subway shop for lunch. The traffic was frightening, it seemed that everyone had just got cars in Beijing, and that meant that everyone had just got drivers licenses. It was like driving with thousands of sixteen-year olds. In 1997, there were only thousands. Nobody had any idea just how many more there would be.

But one day Rick took me out to the countryside where the peasants were harvesting golden yellow corn to be dried on the road. It was warm and sunny and the natives smiled and waved as we drove over their crops, threshing their grain. We stopped for noodles and beer at a roadside stand, bought persimmons and walnuts, and other things you do in the countryside.

The grand finale was a group ride to the Great Wall. We left Beijing, a city that’s about the same physical size of Belgium, which in 1997 hosted 11 million inhabitants. We rode and rode under the clear blue Indian summer sky. The high mountains of Inner Mongolia were visible to the northwest, stark and raised in spiked brown peaks over which laid the territories of the dreaded Barbarians.

Only ten percent of China is arable and farmland stretches right up to the feet of these mountains, not skipping a crevice as it follows the contours of the flatlands. In October, the peasants were busy harvesting and used half the road as a drying surface for yellow corn.

The farmers sat in piles of it, the men lounging, taking a break from furrowing the fields, and the women were busy separating the husks from the ears, piling the husks in the middle of the road, and the ears to the side. Other women thumbed the kernels off into neat patches of gold onto the black asphalt. Traffic, such as it was, drove around the yellow patches and directly onto the husks to help with the threshing. A farmer burned fallen willow leaves and twigs in his field, brown and furrowed by as he led his donkey to plough the dirt.

We rode high into the hills breathing deeply of clean air, polluting the silence with the sound of seven Chinese sidecar motorcycle engines headed toward the wall.

The fields gave way to a lake and a road built up against a mountainside, its gray granite cliff dripping with vines turning yellow and red from the season and the sun, rapidly setting now, three hours from Beijing.

The piles of corn gave way to roadside tables piled with fat orange persimmons, luminous in the fading light. Amongst the persimmons were baskets of cream colored apples streaked with red, boxes of walnuts, pheasants in cages of wood-framed chicken-wire and, next to the lake, tiny silver fish strung horizontally through their middles with string and hung to dry on a line like rows of metallic windchimes.

We were racing the sunset and the sunset won so my first view of the wall was in silhouette, an irregular line along the mountain ridge that folded in close to the valleys but forever stretched on toward the desert of Mongolia.

Watchtowers appeared regularly along the wall in intervals as it twisted off into the distance and overwhelmed me with the enormity of the effort that must have been required over the years to create it. For the first time I thought about the carriers of the stone to the ridge, the strength required, the ingenuity, the tumbles and falls of people and stone back to the bottom, the injuries and deaths and the constant toiling. That this human-made dinosaur backbone rolled on for 4000 miles was simply unimaginable.

We pulled up to a gate and were surrounded by villagers. I'd barely seen the low brick structures at the foot of the mountain. I sat shivering in the fading light while the Chinese speakers in the group negotiated with the villagers in what still sounded to me like random nasal howling spiked with laughing, fake refusals, hand waving, more laughter, and more shouting. I could make nothing of it at all, not from English, nor French, nor from the little German and Dutch I knew. Though I’d studied basic Mandarin before I left on this trip, now I recognized only the words for thank you.

The whole deal ended up costing about $16 for all 14 of us, an all-inclusive package of admission to the wall and permission to camp on it, portage of our things up the mountain, a boiled egg breakfast at dawn, and a promise from them to leave us alone and save the souvenir-hawking until morning. It was a deal both sides quietly laughed about, each party certain that the other came from the stupidest part of their country.

We hiked up to the wall. I imagined we would pitch our tents on the ground at the foot of it but I followed the group into a watchtower and up its staircase to the wide, flat top of it. We pitched our tents and settled in just in time to witness the full autumn moon rise over Mongolia.

As the rest of the group went about making dinner—a weird combination of American, European and Chinese fare—I stood on the wall looking around at the countryside in what can only be described as astonishment. I’d really had no idea. And yeah, I could do this, I thought. Cities are horrible to ride in, as they are all over the world, but the countryside—I had not imagined such a vast, uninhabited spaces existed here, I had not imagined that China would be so beautiful.

I’d done my research about the wall, though, and the residents told me more. Our our campsite was atop just one of the 90 watch towers on this thirteen-kilometer stretch of wall at Jinsanling, a section that runs through mountain peaks for 7.5 kilometers from Gubeikou Pass—which used to be a strategic outpost between Inner Mongolia and Northeastern China. The watchtowers on this section are built at 100-meter intervals, except where the terrain is more complicated, and then they are placed even closer because defense so close to the capital needed to be strong. During the Ming dynasty the Mongols had finally been ousted, but guards watched for them from the round watch bays—unique to this section of the wall. Horribly, the warning signal for approaching Mongols was blue smoke made by burning wolves paws.

It was a clear, chilly night and the stars sparkled. The Jiang’s stirfried lamb, onions, and green peppers on a flat-topped grill and offered it from white paper plates studded with dollops of plum sauce. Rick contributed chicken wings and a canister of Pringle's chips, John and Susan had brought barbecued ribs, Walter and Ursula grilled hot dogs.

After dinner, I fished through my backpack for the bottle of aged Kentucky bourbon I’d wrapped in a layer of bubble wrap amongst the camera equipment, and put my hand on a velvet bag. It was a selection of duty-free Ghirardelli Chocolate bars from San Francisco I'd forgotten I'd bought, to go with the bourbon. These treasures were met with delight by the others and we sat sipping the whisky until the full moon burst over a far-away mountain to wash us in its cold white light and send our thoughts centuries through to the past.

Between swigs of bourbon there were silences filled with the awareness of a place that holds generations of souls. Soldiers and slaves, peasants and princes. A place of nightmares and sweet dreams.

Sleep came and went. In the middle of the night I crawled out into a moonlight so bright that the zigzag of wall took my imagination to the Gobi Desert where it ended abruptly in the sand. But here there as a watchtower at the apex of each hill, a square silhouette in the weak gray light. To reach the last one I would have to walk for hours in the night, through dark passages under each watchtower and along crumbling stones in a still cold air as dry as ice.

My boot heels clicked against the pounded earth surface and the sound seemed to echo all the way into the craters on the moon. I continued walking until I could no longer see the tents and then I noticed the perfect silence. No nightbirds. No scurrying rodents. Where are the animals in China?

In the morning I walked the wall again to take a photo of our tents. From my vantage point I saw the villagers approaching, bearing the promised boiled eggs and souvenirs, and I walked back to meet them.

Adorned in "I Climbed the Great Wall" sweatshirts they gently pressed me to buy gourds inked with romantic scenes of ancient China, and cheap ceramic necklaces scratched with symbols of long life and happiness. I studied the gourds for a long time, selecting them carefully. The scenes were mythological: a long-eared pig-man dancing with abandon, an offering to a goddess, two women in robes, their black hair piled meticulously into three bundles, one atop the other. One gourd with a handle was badly etched but unique in shape. I shook it, laughed, and returned it to the bag, much to the amusement of the toothless old woman.

In the end I bought more than a dozen each of the necklaces and gourds and the old toothless woman smiled and rattled the gourd I’d put back at my ear, then pushes it into my hands. Yes, I paid too much.

I returned the next spring for a journey planned from Beijing to Burma. But in four months, I never got out of North China. The roads were bad or non-existent, and the maps were wrong. I got tired and lonely and came home, not to return for a decade.

What a difference a decade makes! There were roads and cars—many of them. And surprisingly, I had companions, two women on two motorcycles just like the one I rode. We swooshed out of Beijing north and then west, and experienced all the extremes that define China today.

So this is the story of two journeys to China, one made alone, without companions, and mostly lost, and another ten years later, with companions, and mostly lost, illegal, and broke down… 

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Read preview chapters of the book free online or download the documents here.



Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:51:52 PDT

Motorcycle Adventure Travel Lineup Tonight on SideStand Up Radio 4-6pm PT

Tonight's lineup of motorcycle adventure travelers include Carla King, Christopher Baker,  Grant Johnson, and Glen Heggstad. Don't miss it on sidestandup.com 4-6pm PT. Log-in early to join the lively chat room!

Miss Adventuring Carla King is back this week with author of Mi Moto Fidel Christopher Baker. Picking up an assignment to write a travel guide in Cuba Christopher decided to kill to two birds with one pen. Mi Moto Fidel is an absolutely incredible insight into an island and culture that has been shrouded for the last 50+ years. If you like a little sizzle with your moto read you won't want to miss Mi Moto Fidel!

World Moto Adventurer and Founder of Horizons Unlimited Grant Johnson will be sharing with our listeners things you need to know or at least think about while planning a moto adventure through out the world.

Glen "The Striking Viking" Heggstad is back. Glen's newest book is One More Day Everywhere: Crossing 50 Borders on the Road to Global Understanding. Constantly reeling from the harrowing experience in Columbia Glen needed to find out what was really out in the world so he could prove to himself the world wasn't inherently evil. 


Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:56:08 PDT

Talk with travel writer Christopher Baker, Cuba expert and motorcyclist

  Christopher BakerMi Moto Fidel: Motorcycling Castro's  CubaTomorrow I'm interviewing travel writer Christopher Baker, Cuba expert, motorcyclist, about his travels in Cuba and his book Mi Moto Fidel: Motorcycling Castro's Cuba. (It won travel book of the year!) Hey, you may be able to motorcycle Cuba yourself soon. Find out how. Listen to SideStand Up tomorrow, Tuesday April 26th 4-6 pm PT. We'll be on from about 4:25 for 1/2 hour. Listen online, log on early, and join the lively chat session.

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Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:15:21 PDT

American Borders available as an ebook online with Scribd, Smashwords, Amazon

It was almost too easy. I uploaded my book American Borders: Breakdowns in Small Towns All Around the USA online to be downloaded from Scribd for $6.99, to view in PDF format. Readers can also buy it direct from Amazon in Kindle format, and  in text only format that reflows for easy reading on devices, even on mobile phones, buy it from Smashwords. I'd recommend the same process for any indie author.

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For those of you who already have the book - you'll notice the cover has changed on the ebook edition, but the words inside are the same.


Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:39:52 PDT

Breakdowns in Small Towns All Around the USA Now in eBook Format

I've just uploaded my book American Borders: Breakdowns in Small Towns All Around the USA online to be read on your computer in PDF format or downloaded from Scribd for $6.99. You can also buy it direct from Amazon in Kindle format , and if you want it in text only to reflow for easy reading on devices, buy it from Smashwords. Thank you!

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For those of you who already have the book - you'll notice the cover has changed on the ebook edition.

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